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Received from: cutie pa2ti
{ Readers' Rating: 39.17% }
{ Total votes: 60 }
Be happy with what you have. If you spend your life looking for
greener pastures, you might find you're too old to climb the
fence.
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Received from: Quirk
{ Readers' Rating: 31.67% }
{ Total votes: 60 }
Two's company; three is the result.
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Received from: cutie pa2ti
{ Readers' Rating: 30.00% }
{ Total votes: 60 }
The purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's
really in trouble.
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Received from: Vicky
{ Readers' Rating: 27.50% }
{ Total votes: 60 }
Edmund Gwenn's acceptance speech when he won the 1947 Best
Supporting Actor Oscar award for his role as Kris Kringle in the
Christmas classic "Miracle on 34th Street" was short and
sweet: "Now," he declared from the podium, "I know there is a
Santa Claus!"
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Received from: Ken
{ Readers' Rating: 25.83% }
{ Total votes: 60 }
While eating dinner one evening, four-year-old Connor asked his
parents Richard and Colleen, "What happens to pizza after I chew
it?" He was fascinated when they explained how food is digested.
Richard explained, "Food comes out of the body as waste when you
go to the bathroom." After using the bathroom later, Connor
announced, "That sure didn't look like pizza."
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Received from: Nancy
{ Readers' Rating: 25.00% }
{ Total votes: 60 }
I know the difference between a good man and a bad man, but I
haven't decided which I like better.
- Mae West -
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Received from: Maggie
{ Readers' Rating: 24.17% }
{ Total votes: 60 }
An honest answer is the sign of true friendship.
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Received from: Betsy
{ Readers' Rating: 24.17% }
{ Total votes: 60 }
A child needs a grandparent to grow a little more securely into
an unfamiliar world.
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Received from: Danny
{ Readers' Rating: 23.33% }
{ Total votes: 60 }
I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid, and it was
the only place where my fears were justified.
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Received from: Barry
{ Readers' Rating: 22.50% }
{ Total votes: 60 }
What do you call 40 guys watching the Super Bowl on television?
The Detroit Lions.
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Received from: Elaine
{ Readers' Rating: 15.83% }
{ Total votes: 60 }
The three best pleasures in life are scratching, sneezing, and
eating chocolate.
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Received from: Ollie
{ Readers' Rating: 15.00% }
{ Total votes: 60 }
Q: What is a shark's favorite game?
A: Swallow the leader.
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Received from: Claudine
{ Readers' Rating: 5.00% }
{ Total votes: 60 }
Why is it a man's world when there are more women than men in it?
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