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Received from: Charles   { Readers' Rating:    45.12% }   { Total votes:   41 }

When people speak evil of you, live so that no one will believe them.

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Received from: Barry   { Readers' Rating:    43.90% }   { Total votes:   41 }

Out on the golf course you can always tell when an employee is playing against his boss. He's the only fellow on the course who gets a hole in one and says, "Oops!"

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Received from: Andrew   { Readers' Rating:    34.15% }   { Total votes:   41 }

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

~ George Bernard Shaw

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Received from: Elaine   { Readers' Rating:    32.93% }   { Total votes:   41 }

Men, coffee, and chocolate are all better rich.

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Received from: Rani Andrew   { Readers' Rating:    29.27% }   { Total votes:   41 }

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

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Received from: Charles   { Readers' Rating:    29.27% }   { Total votes:   41 }

A man is also known by the company he avoids.

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Received from: cutie pa2ti   { Readers' Rating:    24.39% }   { Total votes:   41 }

Supermarket: A place where we take turns standing in each other's way. And that's the truth!

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Received from: Ken   { Readers' Rating:    23.17% }   { Total votes:   41 }

A bar is a place where you get dry martinis and wet change.

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Received from: Betsy   { Readers' Rating:    6.10% }   { Total votes:   41 }

Women have not had much to do with making wars, though some wars in ancient times have been blamed on them; and as men have written the histories, we have never heard the woman's side of the story. I have always wanted to hear from Helen of Troy.

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