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Received from: Danny
{ Readers' Rating: 41.38% }
{ Total votes: 29 }
A drunk staggered out of a bar, swaying and stumbling all over
the place, barely able to put one foot in front of the other. He
eventually managed to reach his car, but just as he was about to
try and open the door, a police officer tapped him on the
shoulder and said: "I hope you're not thinking of driving
tonight, sir?"
"Of course I am," replied the drunk. "I'm in no fit state to
walk!"
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Received from: Barry
{ Readers' Rating: 37.93% }
{ Total votes: 29 }
An actor walked into a decrepit restaurant for a quick cup of
coffee. He noticed another actor busing dishes. "My God," the
first actor said, "what is this? A man with your talent, slaving
in a greasy spoon like this?"
The other actor retorted, "At least I don't eat here!"
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Received from: Vicky
{ Readers' Rating: 37.93% }
{ Total votes: 29 }
If you go out looking for friends, you will find them very
scarce. If you go out looking to be a friend, you will find them
everywhere.
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Received from: Lorraine
{ Readers' Rating: 31.03% }
{ Total votes: 29 }
"New Year's Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular
annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with
them as usual." (Mark Twain)
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Received from: Lorraine
{ Readers' Rating: 29.31% }
{ Total votes: 29 }
"A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition."
(William Arthur Ward)
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Received from: Lorraine
{ Readers' Rating: 24.14% }
{ Total votes: 29 }
ANOTHER FRESH NEW YEAR
(William Arthur Ward)
"Another fresh new year is here . . .
Another year to live!
To banish worry, doubt, and fear,
To love and laugh and give!
This bright new year is given me
To live each day with zest . . .
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!
I have the opportunity
Once more to right some wrongs,
To pray for peace, to plant a tree,
And sing more joyful songs!"
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