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Received from: Claudine
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{ Total votes: 22 }
A sales representative for a condom company was on her way to an
international condom convention. Hurrying through the busy
airport, she dropped her briefcase carrying her samples,
scattering dozens and dozens of condoms all over the terminal
floor.
She noticed fellow travellers staring at her as she tried to put
the condoms back into her briefcase. "It's okay," she
explained. "I'm going to a convention."
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Received from: Stroade
{ Readers' Rating: 6.82% }
{ Total votes: 22 }
TIPS FOR MEN FOR SURVIVING PMS
Greetings Gents, I'm assuming that you suffer from PMS, not
directly, but suffer none the less. Lets get right to it...
Q: What can I do to end the havoc created every 28 days?
A: Absolutely nothing.
Q: Will it ever end?
A: Sure, but you'll be so old you won't notice.
Q: Why is it that I'm wrong so much during this awful time?
A: You just are, cope with it. Someone must bear the blame.
Q: Can I just pack up and go out with the boys?
A: Only if you are heavily insured and have a death wish.
Q: What should I do to cope with this?
A: Glad you asked... (take notes)
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Received from: cutie pa2ti
{ Readers' Rating: 4.55% }
{ Total votes: 22 }
A cowboy was leading a flock of sheep down Main Street when
the Sheriff ordered him to stop.
"What's wrong?" the cowboy asked. "I was just heading my
ewes into a side street."
"That's the trouble," the Sheriff replied. "No ewe turns
are permitted in this town."
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Received from: cutie pa2ti
{ Readers' Rating: 0.00% }
{ Total votes: 22 }
"What do you say when a Martian walks up to you with a death-
ray gun?"
"I give up."
"That's right! Only you say it faster."
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Received from: cutie pa2ti
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{ Total votes: 22 }
Q: Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
A: So he could sleep like a log.
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